Interviews with Strangers and Their Deep, Deep Voids

I decided to interview a few strangers, asking them these questions (and some statements) and nothing else. What I found is the one thing that connects us all – our deep, deep voids.

1.     What are you doing?
2.     What does “hehhhhh” mean to you?
3.     When did you realize?
4.     What’s your opinion?
5.     Do you?
6.     Donald Trump.
7.     What do you think of the phrase, “a penny saved is a penny shaved”?
8.     Do you hate?
9.     Don’t tell me your name.
10.    How deep is your void?

 

Here are the interviews:

STRANGER 1

What are you doing?
I’m studying for a presentation

What does “hehhhhh” mean to you?
Maybe it’s an expression. I don’t know.

When did you realize?
When did I realize what? – I don’t know, right now

What’s your opinion?
I think this is a really funny interview - that’s my opinion

Do you?
Yeah I do. I think so

Donald Trump.
Not a good person

What do you think of the phrase, “a penny saved is a penny shaved”?
I’ve never heard about it but it sounds interesting. I don’t know what it means.

Do you hate?
I don’t hate. Or I try not to.

Don’t tell me your name.
I won’t.

How deep is your void?
Very.

 

STRANGER 2

What are you doing?
Ummm I am here on the University of Miami

What does “hehhhhh” mean to you?
Uhh for me hehhh means something funny – it’s not completely funny. It’s kinda sarcastic.

When did you realize?
A few years ago.

What’s your opinion?
My opinion about it is that uhhhh I think people should use it more. People think it is not nature to use it but I think that is wrong.

Do you?
Yes I do.

Donald Trump.
No.

What do you think of the phrase, “a penny saved is a penny shaved”?
It’s a good one.

Do you hate?
No.

Don’t tell me your name.
What?... Okay.

How deep is your void?
Uh very deep.

 

STRANGER 3

What are you doing?
Headed to class. Just had a salad actually, but headed to class now. Have a 3 hour class so…

What does “hehhhhh” mean to you?
Hehhhh. What does hehhhh mean to me? Uh, I think, probably, I mean you probably say something kinda dumb. Somebody probably doesn’t understand it. That’s probably what it means to me.

When did you realize?
Jeez. Probably a long time ago. I said a few stupid things in my time, so – had a lot of hehhh’s.

What’s your opinion?
I like it. I like it.

Do you?
Yeah, why not. Hehh. Huhh.

Donald Trump.
It’s our president. Hope he does a good job. I root for him – gotta root for him.

What do you think of the phrase, “a penny saved is a penny shaved”?
Fwhhooo, I’ve actually never heard of that one.  So I don’t really have much thoughts on it.

Do you hate?
No, all love.

Don’t tell me your name.
Okay.

How deep is your void?
Wow that’s deep. Deep - very deep.