Fruit Camp: A Beginner’s Guide

CALLING ALL CADETS! Fruit Camp is coming up, and that means it’s time to get into shape... creative shape, that is. When I see your brain flex, it better look like Schwarzenegger himself! I want you to know our Standard Operating Procedure like you know the route from your bedroom to the kitchen! I need your full dedication to the success of this company! Now don’t get too eager, soldier. Here are a few things you should expect before taking the front lines of battle:

  1. Know Our Culture
    We’re quirky, okay? There’s no point in lying about it. But it’s the secret ingredient to our triumph. Thinking beyond the umbrella and challenging the status quo makes the best ideas. In other words, if you’re blander than sugar-free ice tea, we’ll fix that. Once you get the hang of it, there’s no turning back. And honestly, it’s for the better.

  2. Know Our Applications
    Slack, Basecamp, Google Drive. It’s that simple, sweetie. However, it’s important that you know what we use each channel for. This can be found in our Divine Donzen, the golden rules all OU subjects abide by. Apply yourself to our applications and you’ll be the ripest orange in Fruit Camp.

  3. Know Your Role
    The most important thing you will learn at Fruit Camp is what your role entails. You should have an idea given that you interviewed for the position, but here you will learn your position’s technicalities based on our business structure. Should I be present in client meetings? Where should I save the file in Google Drive? Is Captain the real CEO of Orange Umbrella? Bring a pen and paper and make sure to get the important stuff down. Our Oranges’ knowledge of what to do directly correlates with the company’s success, so get smart.